Friday, March 29, 2013


Hi Mr. Wright. Are you still alive?
 Anonymous
That’s a yes or no question in which the answer no can’t be given.
Be that as it may, the answer is yes.
North Korea hasn’t bombed us yet and every time a poisonous snake knocks on the door, I pretend I’m not home.
And though a lot of people die in their 60’s of old age, that hasn’t happened to me yet. 
Thanks for asking.
Who are you?

Sunday, March 10, 2013

Broomella and Mr. Stick--together again

Broomella and Mr. Stick--together again



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ZDhfnZWmU

Stabbing a student with a fake knife


I wonder if you remember me. I miss your weirdness and Mr. Palla's fake knife that scared me me when you tried to stab a student and I thought it was real, haha. I hope things are well with you, high school is very fun! I hope to see you in the future! You should have signed my yearbook instead of shut the door in your last year, hahaha, its ok.

Tell Mr. Stick and his wife I said hi!

 Sincerely, your old 7th grade drama student, who almost played Hermia!"

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You wanted me to sign your yearbook? Really? I thought you were a ninja..... The fake knife scared you? That's great!


Friday, February 1, 2013

Y'all


"I moved to Dallas. Surprisingly, most of the kids here used to live to California but moved to Texas a few years back. So, no I'm not going to talk with an accent anytime soon, but like you said they use ""y'all"" instead of ""you all"".  Also, if I ever visit the Alamo, I'll be sure to see the basement. Take Care! :)
~ Fionne Tran"

Wednesday, January 30, 2013


"Hi Mr. Wright! How are you? Did you know I moved to Texas?...  The teachers here aren't as fun as you were. I miss you!

~ Fionne Tran"

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Fionne, you moved to Texas? What part of Texas? I bet it's a lot different there. Are you going to start talking with Texan accent? If you visit the Alamo, be sure to see the basement. I miss you too. 

Friday, January 11, 2013


"Mr. Wright whatever happened to The Chained Man?

~Andrew"

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I'd tell you, but The Chained Man has my signature on a nondisclosure statement. So, how did he get that? Brute force, of course.


Thursday, December 13, 2012


"Mr.Wright we miss you, you should come and visit us. BTW Mr. Winkler 'stole' your chalkboard.

~Andrew"

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Hi Andrew! I did visit. I was disguised as a substitute. You didn't recognize me? 

I saw you and Grace and Johnny and a lot of others.

I'm afraid that Morrill just doesn't seem like Morrill without Mr. Palla.

My classroom chalkboard is gone. That's what I hear. But it's no longer my classroom so I guess the Powers That Be can do whatever they want.

Chalkboards have soul. White Boards have the personality of a paper cup, to paraphrase Raymond Chandler.

I have a nice, big chalkboard on a wall in my living room. No kidding. I'll have to upload a photo of it one of these days.

I love chalkboards! 

I hope you are studying hard and doing all of your homework.

Are you having a good year?

How has Morrill changed, other than getting rid of all the chalkboards?