Hi Mr. Wright. Are you still alive?

 Anonymous

That’s a yes or no question in which the answer no can’t be given.

Be that as it may, the answer is yes.

North Korea hasn’t bombed us yet and every time a poisonous snake knocks on the door, I pretend I’m not home.

And though a lot of people die in their 60’s of old age, that hasn’t happened to me yet. 

Thanks for asking.

Who are you?